Women don’t have to:
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- have a vagina
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
(via opheliasorrow)
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
Forever grateful that English is my first language.
(Source: igenerallylikewords, via samoubica)
Meat eaters who feel the need to stress how delicious animals are in an effort to piss off vegetarians/vegans unprovoked and vegetarians/vegans who feel the need to tell meat eaters how horrible they are for eating meat unprovoked are pretty much the exact same kind of asshole.
(via cozmo-naughty)
we’ve invented sprays and traps to get rid of every type of of pest except entitled straight people
(via lgbtlaughs)
LGBT Laughs: people saying that finland’s eurovision entry was a “tribute to...
people saying that finland’s eurovision entry was a “tribute to (marriage) equality”
that’s it, that’s the joke
kissing your lady backup dancer during a live performance in the hope of getting votes is not a tribute to anything
you can still like the song! you can still use it in your…
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER HEARD
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